May 2013
13 posts
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thevisforvictory:
iammakingperfectsense:
insidemymmind:
Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.
OOPS
I need to be thinner and prettier and nicer and less depressed because I suck
dreamingdusk:
people who can go to Disney World/Disneyland pretty much any time they want
You are now a timelord
the-lost-doctor:
the amount of followers you have is how old you are
the person you reblog this from is your companion
your icon is what your current regeneration looks like
your job (or one of your parent’s jobs) is your timelord name
I DROPPED THE KETCHUP AND SCREAMED IN SHOCK AND THEN MY BROTHER CAME IN AND THOUGHT IT WAS BLOOD AND SCREAMED TOO AND WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING AT KETCHUP
h0odrich:
I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something
January 2013
114 posts
jesuschristvevo:
you say the stove is hot ??? well maybe it prefers beautiful
Men: uses love to get sex
Women: uses sex to get love
Me: uses coupon to get pizza
“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy
little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi
2boys1cup:
it started out with a click
how did it end up like this
whiteliies:
do identical twin boys have same sized dicks
sarcy:
i’ve never had a valentine and nothing is looking promising this year
cigrtte:
my life is like the story about the ugly duckling but instead of turning into a beautiful swan i got bird flu and died
i’m like 97% sure i’d be the best girlfriend ever but no one will ever know
tomhiddlestonruinedmylife:
So my sister borrowed my CD player to listen to her One Direction album, and this is how it responded:
I CAN’T BREATHE
best-url:
tosakahiyoko:
a door is just a vertical lid
I’m rryingto think of a reason why this is wrong but I can’t find one
