twoquarters-and-aheartdown:

fall out boy is the type of music you play so loud you cant hear yourself crying until you stop and start singing along instead

laserbabe:

it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women

timefold:

when the teacher asks you to answer the question because you weren’t paying attention but you know the answer

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"Isn’t it boring being on an all vegetable diet?"

veganprobs:

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you tell me

lordfocker:

If a memory wiping device was created I would literally just use it to forget about my favourite tv series and movies to watch them all over again.

840px:

life hack: remember to compliment people on qualities other than their looks. remind them of their kindness, thoughtfulness, and intelligence. tell them about how powerful and capable they are.

" your mother
didn’t spend
9 months
forming your body
inside of her
just so you could
hate and destroy it "

- (via nofuxks)

aflockofseagulls:

let’s play a game called “how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow”